aymmichurros:

If there was a ghost in my house i’d probably never notice it like i’d close a door and when i come back its strangely opened again and i’d just like “fuck i thought i closed it im so fucking stupid”

(via aahmazinggrace)

paradisaic:

when you’re a two-dimensional dog just trying to have fun at a three-dimensional playground

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  • How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work
  • How they actually work: One cunt does absolutely nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.

bobbyhorin:

when someone younger than you disrespects you

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w0ndurland:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

I HATE THIS TEXT POST

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agendr:

there is no such thing as “the opposite gender” because there are more than two genders. thats like saying “i like the opposite flavor of ice cream” there is no opposite when theres essentially an infinite number of possibilities

(via anoverly-obsessive-fangirl)

ahobbitscourage:

do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there

(Source: ahobbitscourage, via anoverly-obsessive-fangirl)

tropico55:

CANDY x KLEIN x OPULENCE

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tropico55:

CANDY x KLEIN x OPULENCE

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